I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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