He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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