adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
jump out the window naked night went bad
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