the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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