Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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