grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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