You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize