Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Randomize
