I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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