If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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