I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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