im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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