Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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