True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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