nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I deserve this hangover.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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