Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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