Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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