Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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