Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
my poor anus
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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