So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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