he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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