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(541): View more from Oregon

Did you see that girl I got with last night?

(1-541): View more from Oregon

Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament

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(662): View more from Mississippi

The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits

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(510): View more from California

He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?

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