Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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