my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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