no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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