I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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