can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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