Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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