Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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