I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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