come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Randomize
