Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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