After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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