Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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