drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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