let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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