absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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