You're completely useless in the revolution.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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