Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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