New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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