Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
