You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
did you just send me my own nude
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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