He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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