On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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