what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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