And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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