guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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