Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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