Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize