Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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