i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Two words: blizzard sex
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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