I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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