everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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