Having a random hookup so left but love u
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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