whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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