i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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