i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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