I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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