Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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