Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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